Shoop Da Whoop Alternate Select

theinnkeeperlibrarian:

leepacey:

a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)

That’s exactly the appropriate response.

(via you-cut-me-loose)


ice-cream-and-cigarettes:

achievement-hunter:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

image

image

(via afternoobs)


highbrowandbeard:

THIS IS MY NEW FAVOURITE LINE

(via ugly)


makochantachibanana:

evanthedj:

alltimesmoshstickz:

so this just happened

omg read it to the tune of the song

oh my god it fits

makochantachibanana:

evanthedj:

alltimesmoshstickz:

so this just happened

omg read it to the tune of the song

oh my god it fits

(via afternoobs)




Q
I really think I'm lesbian or bisexual but I'm scared of coming out to my parents because I don't know what they'll think. any advice on what to say?
Anonymous
A

povvs:

it’s okay for you to be scared but just sit with them and say it i guess, if they are not super against it they’ll accept it and want the best for you im not sure what or how you should say it  you should google it there must be a lot of things on what to say since i dont really know how to help you tbh and i hope everything turns out great for you


howunpleasant:

friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”

(via fredfredbirger)




jupiterface:

twerkinbaby69:

theheatofthesouth:

1. First cut up some strawberries and soak em in vodka for as long as you can bear to wait (if you do it overnight it’s even better)
2. Then add some lemonade.
3. Stir and serve with mint.
4. Be drunk.

LOOK AT THIS
verywetteen

MUST DO IT

(via afternoobs)



my-ponchoboys:

Karen Gillan for Scotland on Sunday’s Spectrum Magazine

my-ponchoboys:

Karen Gillan for Scotland on Sunday’s Spectrum Magazine

(via you-cut-me-loose)


childhoodgames:

my dog is getting scared of the storm so he’s hiding in the cat basket

image

YOU’RE NOT A CAT

image

YOU DON’T EVEN FIT IN IT

image

(via happiest)


andrewfutral:

Today is going really great

andrewfutral:

Today is going really great

(via greetings)