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mrrobotico:

fuck-social-justice-blogs:

pervocracy:

snailchimera:

geekgirlsmash:

xekstrin:

comfemgem:

verycooltrash:

huffingtonpost:

Don’t know if we can look at Coke every the same way again. Be prepared to cringe when you watch the full video  here. 

sugar caramelizes when heated, more shocking news to follow

It’s like that guy setting coffee creamer on fire and being like “people drink this stuff!” and it’s like yeah, a dry powder suspended in air is flammable, shock horror.

   

Never show these guys how candy is made, they’ll shit themselves.

*quietly facepalms forever*

I hate when people try to prove foods are unhealthy using properties utterly unrelated to their value as foods.  You can make anything sound gross if you want to.

Did you know that salt is the same chemical we use to defrost sidewalks?!?!

Did you know that water is a major component in pig urine?!?!

Did you know that bread is made of wheat that has been ground into a powder and artificially reconstituted into a loaf shape using a fungus?!?!

Did u know that oxygen is what Hitler used to breathe?????

Bless all this

(via araggedyangel)


jillthompson:

arr-pirate:

friendly-fyres:

 i found you a nicely apt description of what the fucking friendzone is

Source

I feel this needs to be re blogged….

(via a-mess-of-fandoms)


yolucas:

i dedicate this song 2 u the one who never sees the truth thaT ITS NOT FUCKING OKAY TO MOB AND ATTACK BAND MEMBERS YOU FUCKS

(via hellyeah5sos)


picturesquegoddess:

picturesquegoddess:

HELLO NIGHT VALE!
If you don’t know already; the Night Vale crew were hired to come to DashCon and were not paid for their hotel, flights and everything else. Due to this recent event I would like to make a donation to Night Vale crew! Night Vale is a really important show to me and I am forever grateful to all the hard work they do to give us this show for FREE!Now I would like to give something back!
I’m offering up $10 bust sketch commissions of Night Vale related things!
All of the money made will go towards a donation to Night Vale!! You get some cool art from me and Night Vale crew get to know that we really do appreciate their hard work they do for us fans!
I’m hoping I can give at least $50!! More would be nice but I am a busy full time student I’m doing this out of love for the show. If you can’t afford to give anything then please signal boost this!
EMAIL: kalidewild@hotmail.com with "HELP NightVale"  as the subject to get a commission and more details about this!
LOTS OF LOVE <3

I’m putting these up to $10 cause I’ve been getting quite a bit but I don’t want to completely stop them coming!!! ;;;o;;;;; 
PLEASE SUPPORT NIGHT VALE WITH ME

picturesquegoddess:

picturesquegoddess:

HELLO NIGHT VALE!

If you don’t know already; the Night Vale crew were hired to come to DashCon and were not paid for their hotel, flights and everything else. Due to this recent event I would like to make a donation to Night Vale crew! Night Vale is a really important show to me and I am forever grateful to all the hard work they do to give us this show for FREE!
Now I would like to give something back!

I’m offering up $10 bust sketch commissions of Night Vale related things!

All of the money made will go towards a donation to Night Vale!! You get some cool art from me and Night Vale crew get to know that we really do appreciate their hard work they do for us fans!

I’m hoping I can give at least $50!! More would be nice but I am a busy full time student I’m doing this out of love for the show. If you can’t afford to give anything then please signal boost this!

EMAIL: kalidewild@hotmail.com with "HELP NightVale"  as the subject to get a commission and more details about this!

LOTS OF LOVE <3

I’m putting these up to $10 cause I’ve been getting quite a bit but I don’t want to completely stop them coming!!! ;;;o;;;;;

PLEASE SUPPORT NIGHT VALE WITH ME

(via peter-capaldi-yo)


lolerzz:

the good news is that i had time to stop for a frappe

(via gamergal2441)


simsgonewrong:

my sim was taking photobooth photos with another girl who DIED halfway through 

simsgonewrong:

my sim was taking photobooth photos with another girl who DIED halfway through 

(via penisvvrinkle)




thebowtieandthefez:

vriskasbby:

thriftstorewarfare:

…did…did Barbie just break the fourth wall. 

that is stacy you uncultured swine

She’s also conveniently trying to start the fire next to the firepit.

(via sanfrisko)


kaible:

catbountry:

zygoats:

zygoats:

a kid from my school sent me a pic an elaborate painting of atticus finch shirtless smoking a blunt while a colt 45 is being poured on him along with a text that read “hot dad 2: dad harder” and this is the closest thing to a sext I have ever received

found itimage

You neglected to mention the Tupac and Biggie cherubs how dare you.

look there’s a lot going on here it makes perfect sense that they’d forget some details

(via anal-lubrication)


arachnidian:

bitcheslovecereal:

I said a heALTHY SNACK REBECCA

holy infant so tender and mild

arachnidian:

bitcheslovecereal:

I said a heALTHY SNACK REBECCA

holy infant so tender and mild

(via breadmaakesyoufat)


doctortriggers:

when someone asks if they can draw or write you a thingimage

(via dostmotherknowyou)


honchcrow:

wow u should all follow my alphabet soups advice

honchcrow:

wow u should all follow my alphabet soups advice

(via thatsalliwannabe)


sublimesublemon:

stayinbedgrowyrhair:

6:20 p.m. A girl who looks to be about four years old walks into the dining room wearing bright orange lipstick, and the hostess gives her crayons. She is my only rival for command of this TGI Friday’s.”

This whole article made me laugh, but this line made me absolutely howl:

Life is a like a box of of mozzarella sticks. You never know what you’re gonna get, but you can predict with 100 percent accuracy that it will be a mozzarella stick.

(via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)


Don’t marry a man unless you would be proud to have a son exactly like him.